Life lesson: Don't carry a sandwich when being hounded by paparazzi

Writing "I Didn't Come Here to Make Friends" with Courtney Robertson was a blast. We laughed like hyenas the entire time and ate a lot. Here's my favorite moment from that time, when we were caught by paparazzi coming out of a restaurant. This was no biggie for Courtney, she was used to being stalked, but it scared the shit out of me! Plus I was carrying a pastrami sandwich so that's pretty humiliating.